Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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