Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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