I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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