My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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