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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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