Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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