Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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