My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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