I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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