this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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