I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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