I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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