If i come over, it means nothing
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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