As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
did i walk over a car last night?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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