i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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