...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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