If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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