I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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