we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
smell my finger.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Randomize
