I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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