that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
