it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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