I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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