The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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