But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize
