You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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