Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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