She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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