i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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