Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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