I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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