Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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