We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Jerry, you need to find god
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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