she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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