i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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