Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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