so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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