I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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