you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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