Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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