I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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