yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Drunk
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
that is very illegal...i love you.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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