You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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