How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
