U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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