I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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