i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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