Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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