Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Every concussion has its silver lining
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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