Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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