The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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