come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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