i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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