Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
i think im in europe. pls send help
We need to get me chipped asap
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
