i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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