Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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