I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
When are your genitals available?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Randomize
