Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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