i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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